theon-stark:

alittlefurtheroutoftheway:

mythorns:

To non Australians
“Yeah, nah” means “no”
“Nah, yeah” means “yes”

I can see how this may be confusing.

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And then theres New Zealand.

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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jaffabradley:

guys could this be why they’ve started shouting dinner randomly in interviews

daedragoddess:

repeat after me

if a bi, pan, or asexual person dates someone of the opposite gender

IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE STRAIGHT

(via shimadonna)

WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

(via officialalltimelow)

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

(Source: noverachiever, via officialalltimelow)

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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(via dartthroughmyheart)

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